*Googles big word before I fuck around and use it injudiciously*
Two scientists walk into a bar
The first says “I’ll have some H2O.”
The second says “I’ll have some H2O, too.”
Both of them receive water because the bartender is not irresponsible enough to serve concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.
the other version
"u know that feel when no gf" no actually i dont because im a MANLY MAN who plays SEVERAL sports am i right my fellow sportsmen
name all seven sports
- ball throw
- ball catch
- ball run
- ball kick
- shoot ball
- dong touch
get fuckin wrecked
today at work someone tipped me a potato
in some countries that is a marriage proposal
Even the potato looks confused
I literally do not care about your gender, sexuality or skin colour.
I literally only care about whether you’re a nice fucking human being or not.
so basically you’re racist, sexist and homophobic
how exactly could you have come remotely close to that conclusion
ok but literally how
this is my kink where do I find this guy
fun fact: a few hours after posting this to my tumblr the guy sent me a message frantically demanding i take this down. he didn’t want to be famous on the internet, he said, and girls from tumblr were harassing him.
a month later he sent me a message thanking me, and saying i got him laid.
♢ What Kind of Pokemon are You? ♢ - Pokemon type Myers-Briggs Personalty chart
Though I am no expert by any means, I am really interested in these sorts of personality tests and descriptions (Not to mention I am a huge Pokemon fan)! I felt that this would be a fun little project to put together, as I’ve seen these types of charts floating around tumblr for quite a while… ^^ And I was right! I really had so much fun putting this together! This is based off of my opinions and interpretations of the different Pokemon types.
I want thank everyone who offered their opinions and constructive criticisms of the Pokemon types I attributed to each Myers-Briggs type!! It was very helpful. I also want to thank my friend Wade for helping me put the image template together and sparklepipsi for granting me permission to use or otherwise tweak the descriptions they wrote for their Sailor Moon mbti chart!
omg whaT A TRAVESTY
So the internet just gave my tumblr name a whole new (literal) meaning. I was alerted to a photo of me gathering massive attention via a friend who linked me to a Reddit post titled “Don’t worry guys, I’m taking hipster to the next level.”
Apparently some guy on the train uploaded this photo to twitter it has been spreading like wildfire since. Surprisingly when I read the thread on Reddit a lot of it was positive/supportive. I’m surprised by how unfazed and genuinely funny I find the negative comments. People’s theories as to why I am dressed like this, and who I really am are also really interesting.
I’m dressed like this for a number reasons. Firstly, and fore-mostly, I genuinely like the clothes I am wearing. I’ve described my look as “anywhere from hipster chic to kawaii gangsta Harajuku princess”. This is the epitome of the latter. I love sailor moon, I love pink, those converse are kawaii as fuck and yeah fuck you I’m wearing Prada sunglasses. I don’t really dress like this all the time, but I wish I did more often. I mostly don’t because I want to keep the look fresh. I wore this outfit because I had an art exhibition at my college and wanted to express myself.
I also find men’s fashion extremely limiting in both types of clothes, cuts of clothes and colours. Women have so many beautiful options. So I pillage their aisles a lot because I wanna look pretty.
This was also a statement. As an artist I think fashion is incredibly important. This day, I wanted something that not only reflected my personality and artistic sensibilities but also have some social commentary. A lot of my work, or what I want my work to speak about, is sex and sexuality and notions of gender and gender roles. How many of you knew pink actually use to be associated with boys, not girls? Personally I think the idea of “This is a boy colour”, “This is a girl colour” or “Barbies are for girls”, “Power Rangers are for boys” is dumb as fuck. Creating social and cultural boundaries does nothing but limit the potential of a person. By dressing like this I am breaking that boundary for myself and attempting to reflect that sentiment.